Archive - Pete's PUMPkin Patch

Pseudoscience or Just Bullshit?

May 6 •

February 2025

How Shapely is RFK?

My brother sent me a newsletter about RFK Jr.

Feb 20 •

October 2024

Let's Try Something Different!

Here’s the first audio version of Pete’s Pumpkin Patch!

Oct 1, 2024 •

June 2024

Thick Thighs Save Lives

...whose lives?

Jun 26, 2024 •

April 2024

The Dark Art of Gauging Cardio Progress

Apr 9, 2024 •

September 2023

Shark Tank: Nitroforce Home Gym

I’ve been watching a little Shark Tank this week (BUY!

Sep 19, 2023 •

August 2023

We're Back, And So Can You!

Aug 22, 2023 •

February 2023

For the Dog Owners

If you'd be so kind...

Feb 28, 2023 •

What To Do If Fitness Is Not Accessible

I came across this article (let’s be honest, I searched it up.

Feb 14, 2023 •

So You're Running Your First 5K

some tips from someone who's been there

Feb 7, 2023 •

January 2023

Exercise and Whole Health

A lot of asswholes out there make this harder than it is

Jan 31, 2023 •

10th Day of Gymsmas: How Long How LOOOOONG Should I Slide (around under a barbell)?

like, 4 hours? 5?

Jan 24, 2023 •

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